Dis O.G. be me. Who am I? Who the fuck iz you?? 

Now that we got that out of the way, on the real, though. Some motherfuckers have an "About Me" page. That's dumb as hell. Dis way mo fresh.

And dis the most thugged-out gangsta-ass blog in the Galaxy. Music. Cars. Sports. Tech. Food. Fashion. Fine-ass Art. Culture. Life. Etcetera, byitch. That's all you need to know and if you don't like it, then get yo ass back in yo shitty ass 1985 green Civic and get the fuck out. As for "About Me", you don't need to know shit about me except that I speak my mind and my mind knows the truth. I keeps it real. All day everyday. I dunno what else to say. Except that I do, so here I go anyway: 

1. 2. 3 to tha fo'. Dis blog be da shit and yo ass wants some mo'. 

Yea. That's how we gon keep it. Funky fresh all day, freestyle flowing, lawn mowin', never edit, just spit it and forget it. Now you read it. Now it's on Reddit. Yea. I know what you're thinking and no I'm not having this written in advance for me by some Mensa-member-ass lyrical genius. It's top of the dome. 

Anyways, dis be me. I write shit. It's all true. I got pictures and shit too if you a more remedial-ass visual motherfucker that needs that shit to help his motherfucking cerebral cortex process that motherfucking information in both motherfucking visual and cognitive ass manners. AIGHT?

Also, in case your tiny ass primordial brain can't process my next-level type of blog interface, there's an old school ass blog with all the same posts fo' yo ass. Just click on "BLOG" at the top, dumbass. Otherwise, stay on my "FUXABLES" page and lets keep the shit sexy with that Java joint. 

Aight den. Let's fuckin do dis. Click below ho. 

Historical Info: Where did the name fuxable come from? I’ll tell you, ho. Back in the day when we was in college, gettin our learn on, I was talking to one of my homeys. Dis homey was pretty much high all day everyday. And I was like, “hey homey, what kind of girls you like?” His response: “I can FUX wit Indian girls.” DAMN, I thought. This motherfucker done did it. He done took the English language to a whole motherfucking new level! After that, pretty much everything good in life became “fuxable.” Now you know, ho.