So this dumb cockroach looking motherfucker Lil Wayne wants to release 7 albums next year. This motherfucker looks like one of those voodoo shrunken heads and shit. Bitch you look like my mop.

Similes aside, this is the problem with music today. Namely hip-hop and pop. What the fuck happened to the artistic motherfuckin integrity of music? Correct me if I’m wrong, but music is still an art form. Art takes inspiration. Art takes hard work. Art takes trial and error. Art takes failure after failure. I can’t even turn the radio on anymore because the bullshit coming out my speakers sounds like two mating hippos in autotune. Dumb fucks like this guy put out albums in a day, talking the same stupid bullshit over shitty GarageBand tracks. Bitch I recognize that loop, I’ve got it on my iMac too, ho. I change the station and some other reggae-wannabee-POS was screaming “Me put me lighters in dee air. Me waive dem shits round like me juss don't care.” Bitch, I care. Put your fucking lighters away you’re contributing to global warming, ho. Rastafarians need to learn mo’ bettah’ English.