I barely use this Facebook shit but the other day I login to the bitch to see what fuckery is happening in the world and I see some jacked up things. Friends getting married, having babies, and eatin some shit up. Some other guy posted about having a cigar at the end of a long day. Uhm...OK homey. It’s called editing-dat-shyit-dat-you-think-is-fuckin-interesting. Some other ho talked about being shocked about the smell of his fart that morning. Byitch I don't need to know the disgusting details of your unhygenic-asshole expellerants and how you just crop dusted your own face. WTF. That shit is NOT fuxable. A guy I was friends with in college gained like 50 pounds and had a second child. I'm like WTF, should I be seeing this?? If he wanted me to know that, he'd send me a goddamn email or call me and say “Hey by the way I got fat as fuck and forgot to wear a condom. Twice.”